Oh man...that thing was so dusty. I'm a sucker for antique looking things. Brass, glass, whatever it is...I'm a huge thrift shop buyer. You never know if something you buy is worth thousands. But even at a thrift shop, this thing cost me ten bucks. Well, it needed to be cleaned up. I used a rag to wipe the dust off, and a cloud of smoke emerged from it. After the smoke disappeared, a young blond in a silly outfit stood in front of me. Startled, I asked, "Who are you?" She had a huge sm